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To Kendra, from your brother Daniel

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kendrafortune Kendra,

It is not so much your borrowing of my shotgun that irks me, although usually one would expect to be asked in advance. It is that you neglected to return it. Could I please have it back at your earliest convenience?

Your faintly frustrated brother, Daniel
Posted 1 month ago
kendrafortune Dear Daniel,

My sincerest apologies, dear brother, but I am afraid I have mislaid your shotgun in the woods on the way to Oakston. I may have been a little distracted when the hunt proved more successful than I had anticipated. I am not entirely sure where the gun may be but I imagine it will be somewhere near the hydrangeas.

Yours in contrition,

Posted 1 month ago

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